Chocolate Stout Tart + 5 Unique Beer Dessert Recipes

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He would say their love story began with a mutual affection for good beer and dessert.  She wouldn’t deny him that bit of nostalgia…most days.  [Lately her moods changed with the tide, the phases of the moon, the direction of the wind.]

She would say their love story began with a conversation, his kindness evident with every word spilling from his sweet mouth. [ His sense of humor, intelligence, opinions, though less appreciated today, fused her soul to his many years ago.]

And what would they say now?  The moon is in the waning Gibbous phase, the tide is low, the winds wild.  A tempestuous phase in their many years together.  Both will agree something was lost along the way. A persistent trickle, not a gash, slowly absorbing into their everyday.  Yet, despite arriving at this volatile juncture they remain in awe of all that followed since their love story began.  So tonight, when the house is quiet, the day almost done, they will split a beer, nibble on some chocolate, and each wonder silently: what’s next in our love story?

Chocolate Stout Tart

tart dough recipe adapted from David Lebovitz

chocolate stout filling adapted from Ambrosia Baking

Serves 6-8

Ingredients for Tart Dough:
1 cup + 5 tablespoons all-purpose unbleached flour

1/4 teaspoon kosher salt

1 tablespoon sugar

8 tablespoons or 1 stick unsalted butter, cold and cubed

1 large egg

Ingredients for chocolate stout filling:

1- 11 ounce bottle of Guinness, reduced to 1/4 cup

1 + 1/4 cups heavy cream

9 ounces of dark chocolate, chopped

1 teaspoon of vanilla

a generous pinch of kosher salt

Fresh whipped cream and crushed pretzels for topping

Directions:

Using a food processor fitted with a blade attachment mix the flour, salt and sugar until combined.  Add the butter and pulse until the butter is pea-size.  Next add the egg and continue to pulse until the dough comes together and is smooth.  Remove dough from food processor and shape it into a disk.  Wrap the dough with plastic wrap and refrigerate for about 30 minutes up to overnight.

Flour a clean surface and roll the dough until it is about a 13 inch circle.  Transfer dough to a 9 inch tart pan with a removable bottom.  Press the dough firmly into the tart pan and in the corners of the pan.  Trim any excess by running the side of a knife around the top of the tart.  Hold onto any scraps for patching.  If there are any holes in your tart, use the excess dough to patch them.  Prick the dough five times with a fork.  Place in the freezer for 30 minutes.

When ready to bake the tart shell, pre-heat your oven to 400F.  Line the frozen tart with aluminum foil and fill with dried beans or pie weights.  Bake until the tart is golden brown about 25 minutes but check after 15 minutes.   Remove from oven and allow to cool completely.  Next make the chocolate stout filling.

Pour Guinness into a small pan and bring to a simmer.  Reduce to about 1/4 cup.  Remove from the heat and set aside.  Grab a second sauce pan and heat the cream until it just begins to simmer.  Using a medium bowl, add chopped chocolate, vanilla extract, salt and 3 tablespoons of reduced Guinness.  Remove simmering cream from the heat and pour over the chocolate mixture.  Let it stand for 5 minutes, then whisk until completely blended and very smooth.  Pour the chocolate ganache into the cooled tart shell .  Spread evenly using a spatula.  Refrigerate for at least two hours or until the ganache has completely set.  Just before serving, top the tart with fresh whipped cream and crushed pretzels.  The tart is best the day it is made but will last up to two days in air-tight container in the refrigerator.  Enjoy!

5 Unique Beer Desserts You Must Check Out!

Beer + Brownies = Tasty Beer Brownies!  How Sweet It Is has the recipe for you.

If you are a fan of IPAs check out the Beeroness’ recipe for IPA Lemon Bars.  I am intrigued!  While you are there check out her recipe for beer doughnuts with IPA lemon curd.  Again, intrigued!

Don’t wait until the next holiday season to make Food 52’s gingerbread bundt cake with chocolate glaze.  Seize the day or rather the cake.

Gimme Some Oven’s honey beer bread looks like the perfect vehicle for a generous smear of salted butter.  Yum!

 

 

Soba Noodle Salad with Tahini Dressing + 5 Healthy Soba Noodle Links

 

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It has been a year since I last saw her.  Her face is easily recalled yet appears in my mind’s eye like a photograph, unmoving, resistant to the 8760 hours that have passed.  A day’s struggles, a sleepless night, an argument, a good laugh.  Tears?  All leaving their subtle marks on her face.  But.  I see her still, captured in a time and place that is no longer relevant to who she is now.  You think 8760 hours don’t leave a mark?  You are mistaken. Thumb through photographs of loved ones.  You will see.  Every year, good or awful, stamps their face leaving lovely little lines crisscrossing this way and that.  One story to another.

“Lets do something together we love.”  She requests via text.  I look over at my running shoes, a small hole already developing above the left big toe.

[Miles upon miles of an attempted escape.  No such luck.  She understands.  She lives with the same beast, gently breathing on her neck, quietly reminding her of the solitary run she craves.  Needs, really.  We come from a long line of solitary women.]   

“Ok, pick a race.” I reply.

[Two women, same blood, running together while the icy ocean air puffs up our lungs, sends oxygen to our capillaries, reaches our thick pulmonary veins and enters our hearts. The feeling of flight briefly releasing us from all that grounds our minds, our bodies to this earth.]      

Five weeks from now I will see her beautiful face again, lines appearing where none existed a year ago revealing a life of every days, small moments I know little about.  Yet, I can imagine. And when, a few days later, she returns home to her husband and two boys, I’ll carry her new face with me.  And wonder about her lovely, little lines, the stories we didn’t get to because time gallops along.  She is gone.

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Soba Noodle Salad with Tahini Sauce

Soba noodles, a creamy tahini dressing and tons of vegetables make this a perfect marathon training meal.  Enjoy!

recipe adapted from Run Fast, Eat Slow by Shalane Flanagan & Elyse Kopecky

serves 6

Ingredients for noodle salad:

1 head of broccoli, cut into bite-size florets

2 peppers ( I used 1 red and 1 orange), seeded, sliced thin

half of an English cucumber, sliced thin

3 rainbow carrots, grated

jalapeno pepper, seeds removed, sliced thin

2 packages of soba buckwheat noodles

2 cups shredded chicken ( I bought a rotisserie chicken to make it easier.)

2 tablespoon toasted sesame oil

2 tablespoons soy sauce

1 cup cilantro, chopped

1 bunch green onions, thinly sliced ( I didn’t use them but I think it will be a great addition.)

sea salt and pepper to taste

Tahini sauce (see recipe below)

Directions:

**Cut vegetables, make sauce and shred chicken before proceeding.**

First add ice and water to a medium-sized bowl.  Set aside.  Next, add water to large pot, add a big pinch of salt.  Bring to a boil over high heat.  Add broccoli to the boiling water and cook for two minutes.  Remove broccoli with a slotted spoon and place in ice water to stop cooking.  After a few minutes, drain the broccoli and set aside.

Bring the same pot of water back to a boil and add the soba noodles.  Cook according to package directions.  Drain the noodles.  Run cold water over them.  Drain.  Add noodles to a large salad bowl.  Toss with sesame oil and soy sauce.  Set aside.

Arrange all of your vegetables including the green onions and cilantro on a serving platter.  Place shredded chicken in a bowl.  Gently warm tahini sauce over low heat.  Transfer sauce to a small bowl.  Place bowl of noodles, chicken, plate of veggies and tahini sauce on the table and allow your guests to create their own soba noodle salads.  Be sure to have sea salt and pepper available!  Enjoy!

**Makes excellent leftovers!**

Tahini Sauce

recipe adapted from Run Fast, Eat Slow

makes  2 1/2 cups

Ingredients:

1 tablespoon extra virgin olive oil

1 yellow onion, diced

3 cloves of garlic, minced

1 can unsweetened full-fat coconut milk

1/2 cup light roasted tahini  (unsalted creamy peanut butter could be substituted for tahini)

1 tablespoon soy sauce

1 tablespoon raw sugar

good squeeze of honey

1/2 teaspoon red pepper flakes (add more if you want it spicier)

juice of 1 lime

juice of 1/2 lemon

kosher salt and pepper to taste

Directions:

Over medium-high heat warm olive oil.  Add the onion and salt.  Cook until soft and translucent, about 10 minutes.   Add garlic and cook until fragrant, about 1 minute.

Add coconut milk, tahini, soy sauce, honey, raw sugar and red pepper flakes.  Bring to a low boil and whisk constantly until the sauce is smooth.  Reduce the heat to low and simmer uncovered for about 10-15 minutes.   Using an immersion blender (or a regular blender) blend the sauce until smooth.   Add lemon and lime juice.  Stir.  Season to taste with salt and pepper.  Serve with soba noodle salad.

**The sauce will last refrigerated in an air-tight container for up to 5 days.**

5 Healthy Soba Noodle Links

If it still feels like winter where you live cozy up with Dolly and Oatmeal’s turmeric miso soup with shiitake, turnips and soba noodles.

Looking for a healthy and quick weeknight meal?  Head to A Beautiful Mess for their sweet and spicy soba noodles with shrimp.

FoodieCrush’s soba noodles with sriracha meatballs is on my must make list.  Mouth watering.

Ribboned eggs meet sesame soba noodles in Smitten Kitchen’s can’t miss recipe.  Curious? Head here for the recipe.

It is officially spring in just a couple of weeks so why not celebrate with Food 52’s cold sesame noodle and fava bean salad.  Yum!