Chocolate Chip Cookie Pretzel Pie + 5 Pie Recipes to Get You Through the Pandemic

 

 

I made this pie five times before getting it just right.  My kids questioned me and even complained a bit by the fourth try- “Again, Mama?”  I felt bad for them.  How unfortunate they should have to eat this chocolate chip cookie pretzel pie again.  The hardship of it all is immense for them.  I stuck with it even after one unfortunate incident when the slightest comment by my husband regarding the pie lead me to take a deep dive off a raged cliff into the dark spaces of my mind that are quite scary to visit.  I recovered; retrieved the recipe notes from the recycling bin; and tried again.  The fifth time is a charm.  This pie is now lovingly called pandemic pie.  I pushed through until it got better.  We all need to push through until it gets better and if making this pie or any pie helps, go for it.

Chocolate Chip Cookie Pretzel Pie

Recipe adapted from A Family Feast

Serves 8

Ingredients:

1 unbaked 9-inch deep-dish pie shell, store-bought or homemade (I have tried both.  Go with what works best for you!)

2 eggs at room temperature

¾ cup unbleached all-purpose flour

½ granulated sugar

½ brown sugar, packed

¾ cup or 1+ ½ sticks of unsalted butter, at room temperature

½ cup dark chocolate chips

½ cup milk chocolate chips

A good pinch of kosher salt

1 teaspoon of vanilla extract

½ cup pretzels, crushed for sprinkling

¼ cup mini chocolate chips for sprinkling (optional)

Vanilla ice cream (completely optional but excellent with this pie)

Directions:

Preheat your oven to 325F.  Place the unbaked pie crust into a 9-inch-deep dish pie plate.  Crimp the edges.  Set aside.

Using a stand mixing with a paddle attachment or large mixing bowl with a handheld mixer, beat the eggs on medium-high speed until pale and foamy.  Add the flour, sugars, a pinch of salt, and vanilla.  Mix until combined, scraping the sides and bottom of the bowl once or twice with a spatula.  Add the butter.  Continue to beat until the butter is well combined with the batter.  Stir in the chocolate chips.

Scrape the batter into the unbaked pie crust.  Spread evenly.  Sprinkle the crushed pretzels and a handful of the mini chocolate chips over the entire pie.

Bake until the pie is golden brown and a cake tester inserted into the center of the pie comes out with just a few crumbs and melted chocolate, about 50-55 minutes.  (If you see batter on the cake tester it should bake for a few more minutes.)  Check the pie at 50 minutes.  Bake longer if necessary but check every two minutes.  Allow the pie to cool on a wire rack for at least 30 minutes before serving.  Serve with a generous scoop of vanilla ice cream if desired.  Enjoy!

Leftovers can be covered loosely with foil and stored at room temperature.

5 Pie Links To Get You Through The Pandemic

What month is it?  I have completely lost track of time.  Somehow it is May.  May in Massachusetts can vary weatherwise but strawberries and blueberries displayed in the grocery store is a welcome reminder that it is spring.  If you are craving a summer berry pie check out this strawberry pie and this blueberry pie.  If you cannot find fresh berries, frozen works too!

If you are looking for something refreshing, affordable, as well as, ingredients that are easy to find check out King Arthur’s recipe for key lime pie.

Smitten Kitchen has a recipe for a black bottom oatmeal pie that is delicious.  The ingredients are likely ones you already have in your house so no need to run to the grocery store.  Bonus!

My husband and I watch The Daily Social Distancing Show with Trevor Noah every night after the kids go to bed.  This show is truly getting me through the pandemic.  In honor of Trevor Noah and his South African roots here is a recipe for South African milk tart.  It is on my must-make list!  Looks like comfort in a pie plate!

 

Mixed Berry Fruit Tart + 5 Quarantine Desserts for Mother’s Day

“My mother had said to me, “All right, you’ve been raised, so don’t let anybody else raise you. You know the difference between right and wrong. Do right. And remember – you can always come home.” And she continued to liberate me until she died. On the night she died, I went to the hospital. I told my mom, “Let me tell you about yourself. You deserved a great daughter, and you got one. And you liberated me to be one. So if it’s time for you to go, you may have done everything God brought you here to do.” Maya Angelou

I started baking again after several months of not having the energy to do so.  I spent those months focused on two graduate courses in applied behavorial analysis and autism therapies.  I’m happy to be baking again.  Writing will come when it comes.  It is such  peculiar being.  I will wait it out.  I have before.  The stories are still simmering.  I hope you enjoy this fruit tart.  Stay healthy, stay safe, and stay sane.  Happy Mother’s Day to all.

Mixed Berry Fruit Tart

Serves 8

Recipe adapted from Baking Illustrated

Pastry Cream

Ingredients:

1 cup ½ + ½

1 cup whole milk

½ cup of sugar

Pinch of Kosher Salt

5 large egg yolks

3 tablespoons of cornstarch

4 tablespoons of unsalted butter, cold, cut into 4 pieces

1 + ½ teaspoon of vanilla extract

Zest of 1 orange

Directions:

Using a medium saucepan heat the half and half, whole milk, and 6 tablespoons sugar over low heat, stirring occasionally.  In a separate bowl, whisk the eggs until well combined.  Whisk in remaining sugar (2 tablespoons) until creamy and the sugar has begun to dissolve, about 15 seconds.  Next whisk in cornstarch until the mixture is pale, about 30 seconds.  After the milk and cream mixture reaches a simmer, slowly whisk a bit of the milk mixture into the yolks, whisking constantly as you go to temper.  Then add all of the yolks to the milk/cream mixture.  Cook over medium heat, whisking constantly, until the mixture has thickened.  Remove from the heat and whisk in the butter, orange zest, and vanilla extract.  If the pastry cream looks lumpy, strain it over a fine mesh strainer over a bowl.  Press a piece of plastic wrap over the bowl to prevent a skin from forming.  Refrigerate until very cold, 3 hours or up to two days.

Tart Shell

Ingredients:

1+1/3 cups of AP flour

¼ cup sugar

1/8 teaspoon of kosher salt

10 tablespoons of unsalted butter

2 tablespoons of water

Directions: Pre-heat your oven to 350F.  In a medium bowl, whisk together flour, sugar, and salt.  Set aside.  Melt the butter in a small saucepan over medium-high heat.  Cook until you see dark brown solids forming in the pan, about 1 to 3 minutes.  Remove saucepan from heat and add water.  When the bubbling stops, pour the butter into the flour mixture.  Stir until completely combined.  Add the tart dough to a nine-inch tart pan with a removable bottom.  Press the dough evenly along the sides and across the bottom of the tart pan.  Bake until the crust is golden brown, about 25 to 30 minutes.  Rotate the pan halfway through baking time.  Once crust has cooked, cool on a wire rack for 1 hour.  The cooled crust can be loosely covered in plastic wrap and sit at room temperature for 1 day.

Fruit

2 pints fresh blueberries

1-pint strawberries

1-pint blackberries

Wash and dry the fruit.  Slice as you wish.  Set aside.

Apricot jam: In a small bowl, microwave 2 tablespoons of apricot jam with 1 tablespoon of water.  Mix well.  Set aside.

Assembly:

Once the tart shell has cooled, add the pastry cream, spreading evenly.  You may not use all of it.  Save the remainder for fresh fruit or just to eat by the spoonful!  Place 8 blackberries evenly around the shell.  Next, add the remaining berries in a decorative pattern.  Once the tart is covered with berries, lightly brush jam over the fruit.  Place fruit tart in the refrigerator for at least 30 minutes before serving.  Any leftovers can be stored in the refrigerator in an air-tight container for 1 to 2 days.  Enjoy!

5 Quarantine Baking Recipes for Mother’s Day

If mom is craving chocolate check out these simple and satisfying recipes: chocolate cream pie, outrageous brownies, and chewy chocolate chip bars.

Vegan carrot cake by Forks Over Spoons is sure to win Mom’s approval whether she is vegan or not!

Looking for something light and bright to make Mom?  Try making Wild Wild Whisk’s lemon cupcakes.  I can’t wait to try this recipe!